Silly Rabbit....

Does anyone else feel bad for the Trix rabbit?

Technically Trix are like, his cereal... but the kids won't let him eat any of it...but without him, it like wouldn't exist...

The kids are really racist imo ... against rabbits...
I wonder if they'd let a black rabbit eat the Trix?

Or maybe a squirrel?

If I were the Trix rabbit, i'd probably go eat some Capn' Crunch which is about 20x better than Trix anyway...But I for sure wouldn't eat Fruity Pebbles ... Trix are better than Fruity Pebbles...

Or  I would go find the Lucky Charms Leprechaun and ask him to trick the kids...cuz the Leprechaun is really good at always getting away with his cereal...  I would train under Lucky the Leprechaun Sensei and learn his ways.

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Ooooooorrrrrrrrr, i'd booby trap a bowl of Trix... pour laxatives into a bowl and let the kids steal it...very unlikely they would ever touch my fruity Trix again after that. Either that, or surround a bowl with land mines and bear traps...both would be exciting.

You know what though... I wonder if they have guns in Trix Land... I mean, I'd imagine Trix the rabbit could simply buy a gun, dress in camo and open fire on all the greedy little bastards. Sadly, I bet they don't pay him very well. I think he's an immigrant and Trix Land is probably in Arizona somewhere....

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And what the hell is this?:


LAME. He throws a tantrum and transforms into a monster but he's REWARDED with Honeycomb cereal...

Although, if the Trix rabbit could transform into a hairy gremliny werewolf thing everytime he was craving Trix, and rip the spiteful children limb from limb, i'm sure he'd be happier...